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Posted By: Mr. Mystery
Posted On: April 2, 2018

HEY

AM I USING THIS THING RIGHT

IS ANYBODY HOME

HOW DO I TELL IF SOMEONE CAN SEE THIS

[The real question here is who let grandpa on the bulletin board.]

Comments

since I forgot to do this before

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP

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Posted By: Engkanto
Posted On: April 2, 2018

Have you try pressing the Caps Lock button on your keyboard?

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THE WHAT BUTTON

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It's a one on the left side of your keyboard and at the bottom of the Tab button. You know where it is, right?

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TAB HUH

YEAH OPENING A TAB SOUNDS GOOD

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Um... Are you even reading what I said?

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SURE KID

EVERY WORD

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[Something tells him that this old guy doesn't.]

Just press the Tab button once and it will go back to normal.

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     LIKE THIS

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[Okay, slight human error back then. He'll admit that's his fault.]

I mean the Caps button! Great, now you're making me feel stupid.

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Okay there we go

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Finally...

At least you managed to know how to use a smartphone. If you have one...

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A what phone

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Forget I mentioned that...

[It's official, this guy is too old school.]

By the way, I haven't see you before.

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C'mon, you ruined the joke!

You were supposed to say 'a smart phone.'

And then I'd say 'a smart what?'

And you'd say 'a smart phone.'

And then I'd say 'a what what?'

It's a classic bit!

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...

[Ugh... Not only he is old school, but he has a bad sense of humor.]

Sir. You need joke lessons. Cause yours won't even make any bad pun lovers laugh.

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You sound like my audiences in the 70s.

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S-Sorry... It's just that your jokes might need some work. You can take some little criticism, right?

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I bet you don't even know Who's On First.

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Who's On What?

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No, no, Who's on first. What's on second.

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Uh...

[That's all he can reply because he is utterly confused.]

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There's no Uh. Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.

C'mon, none of this is ringing a bell?

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What am I, a comedian genius? There is no way I know that!

[Especially the fact that it might be a pun or a Dad joke again.]

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All right, I'm assigning you some homework. Go look up Abbott & Costello, the Three Stooges, and the Marx Brothers, and don't you come back here until you've learned something.