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[disgrunkled]

Posted By: Mr. Mystery
Posted On: April 2, 2018

HEY

AM I USING THIS THING RIGHT

IS ANYBODY HOME

HOW DO I TELL IF SOMEONE CAN SEE THIS

[The real question here is who let grandpa on the bulletin board.]

Comments

[cybermaskara]

What am I, a comedian genius? There is no way I know that!

[Especially the fact that it might be a pun or a Dad joke again.]

[disgrunkled]

All right, I'm assigning you some homework. Go look up Abbott & Costello, the Three Stooges, and the Marx Brothers, and don't you come back here until you've learned something.

1/2

[cybermaskara]

Okay... But I doubt I can...

Just saying...

[In fact, he has no interest in becoming a comedian after that.]

2/2

[cybermaskara]

[A few seconds later, he quickly types in another text.]

Hang on, are you a stand-up comedian?

[disgrunkled]

Not for about thirty-some years.

[cybermaskara]

So you're a wannabe stand-up comedian. I get it...

[A very blunt honesty from a Filipino Phantom Thief.]

[disgrunkled]

No, I'm a washed-up stand-up comedian. There's a difference.

[cybermaskara]

So in other words, you stink as a comedian?

[disgrunkled]

Hey, at least I got out there and tried. What do YOU do?

[cybermaskara]

I'm still a kid. But... I am the son of a video game designer. I even played some video games that she made.

[disgrunkled]

Yeah? You any good at it?

[cybermaskara]

Of course! Shooters, RPGs, MMOs... You name it! Not to mention that my Dad is also the CEO of the video game company that my Mom is working on right now.

[disgrunkled]

Sounds like you're set for life. Must be nice.

[cybermaskara]

Yeah.

Though I wish I can say it is a smooth life... I doubt I can set my life like this after what happened...