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[disgrunkled]

Posted By: Mr. Mystery
Posted On: April 2, 2018

HEY

AM I USING THIS THING RIGHT

IS ANYBODY HOME

HOW DO I TELL IF SOMEONE CAN SEE THIS

[The real question here is who let grandpa on the bulletin board.]

Comments

[disgrunkled]

Okay there we go

[cybermaskara]

Finally...

At least you managed to know how to use a smartphone. If you have one...

[disgrunkled]

A what phone

[cybermaskara]

Forget I mentioned that...

[It's official, this guy is too old school.]

By the way, I haven't see you before.

[disgrunkled]

C'mon, you ruined the joke!

You were supposed to say 'a smart phone.'

And then I'd say 'a smart what?'

And you'd say 'a smart phone.'

And then I'd say 'a what what?'

It's a classic bit!

[cybermaskara]

...

[Ugh... Not only he is old school, but he has a bad sense of humor.]

Sir. You need joke lessons. Cause yours won't even make any bad pun lovers laugh.

[disgrunkled]

You sound like my audiences in the 70s.

[cybermaskara]

S-Sorry... It's just that your jokes might need some work. You can take some little criticism, right?

[disgrunkled]

I bet you don't even know Who's On First.

[cybermaskara]

Who's On What?

[disgrunkled]

No, no, Who's on first. What's on second.

[cybermaskara]

Uh...

[That's all he can reply because he is utterly confused.]

[disgrunkled]

There's no Uh. Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third.

C'mon, none of this is ringing a bell?

[cybermaskara]

What am I, a comedian genius? There is no way I know that!

[Especially the fact that it might be a pun or a Dad joke again.]

[disgrunkled]

All right, I'm assigning you some homework. Go look up Abbott & Costello, the Three Stooges, and the Marx Brothers, and don't you come back here until you've learned something.

1/2

[cybermaskara]

Okay... But I doubt I can...

Just saying...

[In fact, he has no interest in becoming a comedian after that.]

2/2

[cybermaskara]

[A few seconds later, he quickly types in another text.]

Hang on, are you a stand-up comedian?

[disgrunkled]

Not for about thirty-some years.

[cybermaskara]

So you're a wannabe stand-up comedian. I get it...

[A very blunt honesty from a Filipino Phantom Thief.]

[disgrunkled]

No, I'm a washed-up stand-up comedian. There's a difference.

[cybermaskara]

So in other words, you stink as a comedian?

[disgrunkled]

Hey, at least I got out there and tried. What do YOU do?

[cybermaskara]

I'm still a kid. But... I am the son of a video game designer. I even played some video games that she made.

[disgrunkled]

Yeah? You any good at it?

[cybermaskara]

Of course! Shooters, RPGs, MMOs... You name it! Not to mention that my Dad is also the CEO of the video game company that my Mom is working on right now.